One 2 year old girl
One 8 month old baby
18 oranges and other stuff....sugar, water, lemons but NOT a torch, definitely not a torch.
Put 8 month-old on floor surrounded by cushions. Give 2 year old fruit to cut in half. Discharge 2 year old from duties when she starts to lick oranges and lemon halves. Juice all fruit and allow 2 year old to join when she renews interest in 'marmalade making game'. Remove torch from 2 year old. Give crying 2 year old chocolate biscuit upon demand. Pick crying 8 month old from floor and put in cot. Allow to sleep until recipe is complete. Move two-year old's pretend kitchen into real kitchen. Cut fruit skins into slivers whilst role-playing washing laundry with 2 year old. Go to soothe 8 month baby who is awake and crying despite previous recipe instruction. Abandon recipe and leave for Grandpa to complete.....